A CERTAIN VERIFIED AMERICAN

FICTION By Kenny Eoin

My name is Vann Crow (Sometimes) and other times it’s different (For now I like VC)). I try things. Most times they don’t work. A couple times they have worked marginally. Many times I have helped others try things. Most all of them have worked out well. This is very hard to explain to my wife. She thinks all things I do, should at all times, work and benefit us more than others.

More important than what what she thinks and what think is that I am an American. I am a “Certain American.”  In American you get to try things to see if they work. You can try things until you no longer have a will to try. Then if the “will,” comes back, you can start trying again.

One thing I never do as a – Certain American, is do the couch potato. (That is for more than one hour at a time, several times a day. My wife has a lot to do with making sure it does not happen. I have enrolled into “Nappers Anonymous” and “Remote Control” therapy classes to help me be a better Certain American. There are always good and bad days. Sports playoff times are not a factors, just Netflix and the dopamine loops of social media. )

My name is Kenny Eoin and this is MY CERTAIN AMERICAN LIFE. Right now you are reading my latest TRY. Being A Certain American is very important to Americans. If you lack confidence then you are not upholding the stereotype we have worked so hard to establish. 

SIDE NOTE: If I happen to think of something new for this particular page I will add it. Keep coming back to see whats possibly new. One day it might somehow surprise you.  

Please enjoy.

STORIES BLAST ABOUT MY AMERICAN LIFE…… so far…(but not in chronological order)

  • WE GOT A NEW COFFEE MAKER
  • RIDDING SHOTGUN IN LIFE (this one did not really happen…yet)
  • KING OF WALMART (coming soon)
  • WE ATE A PIZZA I MADE (coming soon….)
  • MY LIFE WITH CHATTER (coming soon….)
  • ONE DAY OF BEING A CERTAIN STAY AT HOME DAD WITH A LAPTOP (coming soon as well)

Mr. V. Crow

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