FICTION By Kenny Eoin
My name is Vann Crow (Sometimes) and other times it’s different (For now I like VC)). I try things. Most times they don’t work. A couple times they have worked marginally. Many times I have helped others try things. Most all of them have worked out well. This is very hard to explain to my wife. She thinks all things I do, should at all times, work and benefit us more than others.
More important than what what she thinks and what think is that I am an American. I am a “Certain American.” In American you get to try things to see if they work. You can try things until you no longer have a will to try. Then if the “will,” comes back, you can start trying again.
One thing I never do as a – Certain American, is do the couch potato. (That is for more than one hour at a time, several times a day. My wife has a lot to do with making sure it does not happen. I have enrolled into “Nappers Anonymous” and “Remote Control” therapy classes to help me be a better Certain American. There are always good and bad days. Sports playoff times are not a factors, just Netflix and the dopamine loops of social media. )
My name is Kenny Eoin and this is MY CERTAIN AMERICAN LIFE. Right now you are reading my latest TRY. Being A Certain American is very important to Americans. If you lack confidence then you are not upholding the stereotype we have worked so hard to establish.
SIDE NOTE: If I happen to think of something new for this particular page I will add it. Keep coming back to see whats possibly new. One day it might somehow surprise you.
STORIES BLAST ABOUT MY AMERICAN LIFE…… so far…(but not in chronological order)
- WE GOT A NEW COFFEE MAKER
- RIDDING SHOTGUN IN LIFE (this one did not really happen…yet)
- KING OF WALMART (coming soon)
- WE ATE A PIZZA I MADE (coming soon….)
- MY LIFE WITH CHATTER (coming soon….)
- ONE DAY OF BEING A CERTAIN STAY AT HOME DAD WITH A LAPTOP (coming soon as well)
Mr. V. Crow